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I always had a steel grip on my purse, and I knew that it could come in handy. On a normal day at the supermarket, I collected all of the items I needed, and then went to the checkout line to make my purchases. A strange looking fellow had been eye-balling me for the past half an hour, so I suspected something was up. As soon as I searched through my purse to find my credit card, the man attempted to grab my bag. Wrong choice there, buddy. He thought he could snag it, but the purse was practically attached to my hand. I proceeded to beat him over the head with my expensive Dooney & Bourke bag, and the theif limped away as the cashier called the police to arrest the man. I always had a steel grip on my purse.
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I made this up the other day and loved it. Hey, it could happen to you. x3

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:iconopeefomenom:
^.^ Very well written and quite humorous.
:icondraconiserpent:
You go girl!

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I traded my sanity for genius
:iconfinalfantasypsycho:
Thank you!

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"Hey pops, I'll take the stupid special." - Zidane Tribal
:iconfinalfantasypsycho:
:XD: Too bad it was only fiction. I wish that would've happened.

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"Hey pops, I'll take the stupid special." - Zidane Tribal
:icondraconiserpent:
Reality is........ never mind.

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I traded my sanity for genius
:iconnatme:
Hahaha. That's great.

PS. I would love me a Dooney & Bourke bag.
:iconfinalfantasypsycho:
I actually do have a Dooney & Bourke bag. I never use it, though. :XD:

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"Hey pops, I'll take the stupid special." - Zidane Tribal
:iconfinalfantasypsycho:
I don't want to ruin it or get it dirty. Besides, I don't really carry around purses much.

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"Hey pops, I'll take the stupid special." - Zidane Tribal

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